The Corrupted Wish Game

Subject: Re: The Corrupted Wish Game Sun Mar 04, 2012 11:32 pm

You get this fountain, enjoying it for moments; up until you realize that, slowly, the fountain is filling up, and soon it will overflow. Without an end, you have single-handedly spelled destruction for the world through drowning in delicious soda.

I wish I was very strong.

Subject: Re: The Corrupted Wish Game Thu Apr 12, 2012 11:09 pm

Wish granted. You're now very strong. Due to the lack of knowledge that you've become very very strong, you wreak havoc upon the world and kill off most the world. Karma strikes and you are taken off the planet. Game over.

I wish I was a better programmer.

Subject: Re: The Corrupted Wish Game Sun Apr 15, 2012 10:41 am

Wish granted. You're a bloody genius! Companies are in line to get your attention- to help them with their ideas. However, once you've taken to helping them you get engaged with the stories they had to tell with your help. Then, they tear those stories apart for no reason other than 'Its interesting!'

You die of sheer disappointment in humanity.

I wish I was a mage irl. Yep. PYROBLAST!